{"product_id":"not-so-nice-guybooks","title":"Not So Nice Guy","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Oh my god. Who is \u003ci\u003ethat\u003c\/i\u003e?” \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI get asked this question a lot. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Oh him?” I reply. “That’s just Ian.” \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eJust\u003c\/i\u003e Ian is the biggest understatement of the century. Just the Mona Lisa. Just the Taj Mahal. Just Ian, with his boring ol’ washboard abs and dime-a-dozen dimpled smile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust Ian is…just my best friend. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe’re extremely close, stuck so deep inside a Jim-and-Pam-style friendzone everyone at work assumes we’re a couple—that is until one day, word spreads through the teacher’s lounge that he’s single. *Fair game. Suddenly, it’s open season on Ian. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe should be reveling in all the newfound attention, but to our mutual surprise, the only attention he seems to want is \u003ci\u003emine\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe’s turning our formerly innocent nightly chats into X-rated phone calls. Our playful banter sports a new, dangerous edge. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI want to assume he’s playing a prank on me, just pushing my buttons like always—but when Ian lifts me onto the desk in my classroom and slides his hands up my skirt, he doesn’t leave a lot of room for confusion. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI’m a little scared of things going south, of losing my best friend because I can’t keep my hands to myself. So, I’m just going to back away and not return this earth-shattering kiss—\u003ci\u003eoh who am I kidding\u003c\/i\u003e?! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoodbye Ian, ol’ buddy, ol’ pal! \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHelloooo mister not so nice guy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grey, R.S.","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ Adult Fiction","offer_id":52470565142752,"sku":null,"price":14.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0330\/3125\/8248\/files\/BNCImageAPI_c9364a36-bce3-4cf4-9372-bdf0e7dd7aef.jpg?v=1777567072","url":"https:\/\/agricola-street-books.myshopify.com\/products\/not-so-nice-guybooks","provider":"Agricola Street Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}