{"product_id":"schooledbooks","title":"Schooled","description":"\r\n    \u003cb\u003eA middle-grade comedy about an extremely sheltered home-schooled hippie who gets a crash course in modern school politics when he suddenly has to attend public school.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eCapricorn (Cap) Anderson has never watched television. He's never tasted a pizza. Never heard of a wedgie. Since he was little, his only experience has been living on a farm commune and being home-schooled by his hippie grandmother, Rain. But when Rain falls out of a tree while picking plums and has to stay in the hospital, Cap is forced to move in with a guidance counselor and her cranky teen daughter and attend the local middle school. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile Cap knows a lot about tie-dying and Zen Buddhism, no education could prepare him for the politics of public school. Right from the beginning, Cap's weirdness makes him a moving target at Claverage Middle School (dubbed C-Average by the students). He has long, ungroomed hair; wears hemp clothes; and practises tai chi on the lawn. Once Zack Powers, big man on campus, spots Cap, he can't wait to introduce him to the age-old tradition at C-Average: the biggest nerd is nominated for class president—and wins.\r\n\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Korman, Gordon","offers":[{"title":"Paperback (Kids 8-12)","offer_id":44892947775712,"sku":"","price":6.6,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0330\/3125\/8248\/files\/BNCImageAPI_52faede8-9e8c-4490-a0b4-ef75b5fc6e94.jpg?v=1709487243","url":"https:\/\/agricola-street-books.myshopify.com\/products\/schooledbooks","provider":"Agricola Street Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}