{"product_id":"the-cat-rulesbooks","title":"The Cat Rules","description":"From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!), comes the perfect companion: The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!).  \u003cp\u003eHysterics and hijinks surround his handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil whose antics could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot, Weggie's story provides a spirited romp through life along the lake.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWith essential “rules“ for successful human\/cat cohabitation, including how to name your pet and rules for rookie owners, The Cat Rules is a must-have for anyone who loves (and occasionally scorns) their beloved pet. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eThe Cat Rules as they apply to play\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRule 1\u003cbr\u003e Fully extended claws and completely bared fangs are signs that playtime is over.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRule 4\u003cbr\u003e More catnip? The neighbours already think we're running a grow-op.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRule 6\u003cbr\u003e You got yourself up there; you get yourself down. No, the fire department said next time they'd bill us.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRule 10\u003cbr\u003e It's called “fetch.“ Dogs love this game. Now can I rest for a while? Please?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Thomas, William","offers":[{"title":"Hardback","offer_id":44025827655904,"sku":"","price":14.4,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0330\/3125\/8248\/files\/BNCImageAPI_ca03c233-97f5-49e8-9ae6-d7a7355d1d25.jpg?v=1684946404","url":"https:\/\/agricola-street-books.myshopify.com\/products\/the-cat-rulesbooks","provider":"Agricola Street Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}