How to Land on Your Feet

Take it from artist Jamie Shelman’s wry and furry felines: Cats work reasonable hours (zero), love wisely (from a distance), and live boldly (until someone starts vacuuming). Don’t go without these 100 sage lessons:

• Be especially attentive to the one person who doesn’t like you.
• Get away with murder by looking cute.
• Ignore anyone who doesn’t worship you.
• Be pleased with your achievements, however small.
• The best solution to a problem is a nap.

Live better—live like your cat!